The Green  Thing
In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.
The woman apologized to him and explained, "We  didn't have the green thing back in my day."
The clerk responded, "That's our problem today.  The  former generation did not care enough to save our  environment."
He was right; that generation didn't have the "green  thing" in its day. 
Back then, they returned their milk bottles, soda  bottles and beer bottles to the store.   The store sent them back to  the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same  bottles over and over.  So they really were recycled.
But they didn't have the "green thing" back in that  customer's day.
In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn't  have an escalator in every store and office building.  They walked to the grocery store and  didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time  they had to go two blocks.
But she was right. They didn't have the "green thing" in  her day.
Back then, they washed the baby's diapers because they  didn't have the throw-away kind. 
They dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling  machine burning up 220 volts - wind and solar power really did dry the  clothes.  Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or  sisters, not always brand-new clothing.
But that old lady is right, they didn't have the "green  thing" back in her day.
Back then, they had one TV, or radio, in the house - not  a TV in every room. 
And the  TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief, not a screen the size of the  state of Montana .  In the kitchen, they blended and stirred by hand  because they didn't have electric machines to do everything for you.   When they packaged a fragile item to send in the mail,  they used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic  bubble wrap.
Back then, they didn't fire up an engine and burn  gasoline just to cut the lawn. They used a push mower that ran on human  power.  They exercised by working so they didn't need to go to a health  club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.
But she's right, they didn't have the "green thing" back  then.
They drank from a fountain when they were thirsty instead  of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time they had a drink of water.   They refilled their writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and they  replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor  just because the blade got dull.
But they didn't have the "green thing" back  then.
Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids  rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a  24-hour taxi service.  They had one electrical outlet in a room, not an  entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances.  And they didn't need a  computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out  in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint.
But isn't it sad the current generation laments how  wasteful the old folks were just because they didn't have the "green thing" back  then?
 


 
